swolizard:

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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phobias:

you’d be the coolest person breathing if i hold my breath

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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burgerkid:

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burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

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gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

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soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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