hey beautiful

i will be the reason you will watch how i met your mother

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

shaylamanson:

forest—faery:

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

The second one just looks like it’s completely given up on life

NIGGA!
HELP ME!

(via sempiternalsilence)

lucastakei:

eeveelutions

(via thelegendofacloudbender)

flatbellybella:

jackie is a future politician for sure

flatbellybella:

jackie is a future politician for sure

(Source: memewhore, via this-crazy-kids-mind)

(Source: gifthescreen, via onlylolgifs)

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

(via kataangkids)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via this-crazy-kids-mind)

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(Source: frozensecond, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

How to make reading fanfiction sound fancy

Questionnaire:

Write a little about your interests and hobbies.

Me:

In my spare time I enjoy reading unpublished works of literature by online authors based off pre-existing franchises.

twitter side of the fandom:

drama drama fOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME drama

facebook side of the fandom:

COME TO *a list of 123432 countries*

tumblr side of the fandom:

i can see his dick through his pants

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

(via kataangkids)